Father angry teacher:" Every time I see you after the test did not pass your father’s papers, must be very angry, right? "Liang Liang:" Yes. "Teacher:" Liangliang, how do you do to keep your father angry? "Liang Liang:" It’s very simple, as long as you are no longer exam, my father will not be angry. [...]

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Have a Ma Liang God pen, what are you going to start painting? "" Double pot, Dad. "Do not drink the baby accidentally swallowed an orange core. Neighbors little brother said to him:" You Do not drink, my brother said, ’seed got water and nutrients, it will sprout, grow’. You drink the water, his head [...]

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Oh, no wonder mushrooms to grow into the shape of an umbrella! "Sentence teacher:" Please use ‘all … … on’ sentences. "Student:" Those who will not be a problem, the teacher should not ask me "honest child of a wife to the dinner to her little nephew is very strange why so rules." You Zhenguai. [...]

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Give you five cents to buy popsicles." Son: "Mom, you came up with another one Deshu 100 of title bar!" Medicine mother: "Why are you kept on somersault? "Son:" I just finish medicine ah. I forgot to drink before shaking the bottle of syrup … … repair boots after a heavy rain, Healer dragged my [...]

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Home. The west one, not through my home … … filial son: "If I test the whole class first, what will you?" Father: "Then I really want to die happy!" Son: "Daddy, do not worry I will not kill you! "despite the good prospects dinner, the younger son always refused to sit down. Curious, I [...]

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Any money? Children. "" This year you no longer need to spend money to buy me books, I have been repeating the. "Less time in front of his father to see his son in the game room, angry and said:" you do not know to learn, light will play games, I have 10 back nine [...]

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Time than you what!" Inspiration, "Mama , people really do change from monkeys? "" Yes. "" Oh, no wonder fewer and fewer monkeys. "error father blamed his son:" Zhang neighbors very unhappy, because you smashed his fist son’s eyes. you said it is accidental, is that true? "" is of course true, "his son said:" [...]

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A happy woman. Have not seen her mother: "Look you this hand, and more dirty ah! When did you come to see me like you dirty hand?" Daughter: "No, Mom. I have never seen you like me so much When Hou. "smoking cow will do the children of two farmers talking, and one suddenly asked:" [...]

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A few incisive words. Read novels like a long, and breath reading, even food do not bother to eat, otherwise we feel the heart of a cat scratch uncomfortable. But I do not like too strong a political text, such as what the "Three Represents", "scientific development" a text he sent me to the first [...]

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The charming, it is pleasant smile, make their final aromatic dedicated to those who love it. This moment is the best time to sit reading. Shunshou Na had a book in hand, quietly reading on a few lines, those words like beauty, accessories always jingling, I often think the text is sound, every word every [...]

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